If I consider you as one of my good/close friends..

ohhitslove:

• I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
• I will hit you very often.
• I will insult you more than necessary.
• I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
• I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
• I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
• I will swear at you 24/7.
• I will tell you personal stuff people probably don’t want to hear.